Monday, December 31, 2012

Those lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours.

Happy new year from the future. Hope everyone has a drunken debauchery of a night. Remember it is Rookie night. So if you get arrested. You're a rookie.

Now if you black out just make sure to Remember these two things:

Do: Wear a condom. Just because you don't remember, doesn't mean STD's don't still exist.

Don't: Reminisce on what you actually did. Alcohol made you way more awesome in your head, then you actually were in real life. Sorry. 

Now lets party till 2013!!!! 

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